We all know that the blokes from Ausfailure are world record holding
wankers but now the sheilas are getting in on the act as well.
Organ-isers have restricted the record breaking wanking attempt to
genuine sheilas only, so bad luck John.
Check out the video too folks, it's definitely one for the 'Sit on my
Face' book.
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http://livenews.com.au/Articles/2008...ydney_at_Sexpo
Sexpo: Orgasm competition the "new State of Origin"
With World Youth Day over and done with, it's time for topless pole
dancing, strip poker and a world record number of female orgasms.
Just days after Pope Benedict XVI blessed hundreds of thousands of
devoted Catholic pilgrims at Randwick Racecourse, sin has returned to
Sydney with Sexpo set to celebrate the city's carnal side.
Organisers of the event, which opened today at the Hordern Pavilion
and Royal Hall of Industries, hope to attract a record crowd of 55,000
over four days.
Aside from the usual colourful melange of vibrators, candy undies,
fluffy handcuffs, kinky boots and nurses outfits - as well as helpful
advice on safe sex and sexual problems - there is plenty of
opportunity for active participation.
Female attendees are even offered a free orgasm.
With the help of three pink, knobby, vibrating chairs, Sex Machines
Australia will be totting up the number of (fully-clothed) women who
orgasm on their electronic scoreboard, or "orgasm counter".
The score to beat is 172, which was achieved over four days at the
Brisbane event and has set in motion a contest dubbed the "new State
of Origin".
The machine attracts women from 18 through to 70, according to Sex
Machines Australia.
And the success rate is high.
"If the girl wants to have an orgasm, probably 95 per cent will," said
Stuart, who works on the stall.
"Some girls won't let themselves go ... but if we can get the girl to
sit on it, close her eyes and relax for a minute, they'll orgasm ...
one girl in Brisbane got up to about 10."
Another attraction gaining popularity is the strip poker tournament.
The winning player receives a $20 Sexpo voucher and if they get naked
they get a goody bag.
So do people often play until they're naked?
"In Brisbane, they were only allowed to get down to their undies,"
said the croupier.
"But in Melbourne it was great. Heaps of people got naked."
Then there is the Sexpo show, hosted by Penthouse pinup Arianna, which
will feature dancers on new aerial apparatus to offer an erotic
alternative to the Cirque du Soleil's Dralion across the road.
Any remaining World Youth Day pilgrims in Sydney shouldn't feel
shunted by the debauchery though.
They get half price tickets into the event and the chance to take
confession, unfortunately not to the Pope, but to top international
porn stars.
"It would be fantastic to hear their confessions," said porn star
Belladonna from Los Angeles, who has been touring Australia for 12
months with Sexpo.
"We all know the sins are there," she added. "And we wanted to give
something back to the Pope."
Tim Patch, aka Pricasso, has also paid a papal tribute.
Using just his penis, he has created a colourful painting of the Pope
at Sydney Harbour, clad in his robes and draped by two sexy,
bikini-clad women.
"It's a collage of everything that happened (for World Youth Day),"
said Patch, who will be on hand to paint portraits throughout the
event.
"The Harbour Bridge, the Opera House, the Pope on his vacation ...
he's only human. I'm sure he thinks about this sort of thing."
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Oswald P Wrong
World Champion Tipster.
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