The 2008 Olympic slogan might be One World One Dream but for glory
seeking cheat beaters Ausfailure the 2008 games have turned into a
nightmare.
Currently Ausfailure has only won medals in events that are hardly
Olympic class events but more of seaside shenanigans like sand castle
building.
Ausfailure's only valid medal so far came when Kiwi citizen Emma
Snowsill won gold in the Triathlon, a sport Kiwis have led the world
in for decades.
But Ausfailure are not giving up on Snowsill and are determined to
rebuke any attempts to have her medal added to the New Zealand tally
as it should be.
"The Kiwis are beating us in everything these days and with out rugby
league team chock full of Kiwi ring ins who is to say that having a
Kiwi lass complete for us in the Triathlon is any different' said a
source from the embattled Ausfailure Olympic Committee.
The Olympic Organising Committee from Ausfailure predicted a huge 48
medal haul at these Olympics way back in 2005 and no doubt hope that
people have forgotten that stupidly optimistic piece of
dingo-jingoism.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=69039
Whilst most Aussies would prefer never to be reminded of this sort of
Mundine-like bragging from their sports folk it's hard not to laugh at
this kind of tom foolery.
Oswald P Wrong, the noted apeologist (the study of Aussies) said the
world could expect more laughs as the former penile colony struggled
to come to terms with being such losers.
"If gold medals were handed out for shooting yourself in the foot
Ausfailure would be at the top of the table and daylight would be
second third and fourth, said Wrong.
Meanwhile New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark has accepted an
apology from Ausfailure's High commissioner John Dauth over a document
circulated to media at the Pacific Island Forum in Niue.
The document advised that Clark was not as easily taken in by US
foreign policy myths that tried to justify invading other peoples
countries as Ausfailure is due to her anti Viet Nam views.
Ausfailure learned nothing from the failed US invasion and arse
kicking in Viet Nam and still believes the stupid white lies the US
administration uses to try and steal countries from their rightful
owners.
Ausfailure officials did not report on how their search for Weapons of
Mass Destruction in Iraq was going but did say the report, like Viet
Nam, was a mistake that was regretted.
A bit like the medal prediction from the Mundinist at the AOC eh
cobbers?
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Oswald P Wrong
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