Sir Oswald P Wrong

With the Ausfailure Olympic Teams dream of Olympic glory all but
scuttled with only a few medals for p!ssing about in the water they
have finally made some impact in real sports finishing just out of the
medals in the Men's Team Pursuit.

Ausfailure rode off against the team from New Zealand, a small group
of islands in the Pacific ocean, for the Bronze medal and lost as
usual.

The New Zealand team captain said 'We have always invited those who
challenge us to come fourth, and once more Ausfailure did'.

The Ausfailure team was overjoyed by the loss. "We haven't won much at
these games again' said team captain Ben Tweel ' but fugg me randy, we
are up against some pretty tough competition from places like New
Zealand, so losing to them is not so bad. We are well used to it by
now' he said.

Ausfailure also lost the Gillette Tri Nations final to New Zealand in
2005 when they were hammered 24 - 0 and were unable to win it back in
regulation play the following year. As a result future Tri Nations
series were scuttled so that Ausfailure could get over losing.

Meanwhile the Aussie sheilas, mostly Queenslanders, have done
themselves proud at the 2008 Olympics.

"There will be a big welcome back home for them in their hometown of
Mount Isa' said controversial local mayor John Moloney.

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Oswald P Wrong
World Champion Tipster.

Big_Fella

"Sir Oswald P Wrong" <ossiepwrong@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in message
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>
> With the Ausfailure Olympic Teams dream of Olympic glory all but
> scuttled with only a few medals for p!ssing about in the water they
> have finally made some impact in real sports finishing just out of the
> medals in the Men's Team Pursuit.
>
> Ausfailure rode off against the team from New Zealand, a small group
> of islands in the Pacific ocean, for the Bronze medal and lost as
> usual.
>
> The New Zealand team captain said 'We have always invited those who
> challenge us to come fourth, and once more Ausfailure did'.
>
> The Ausfailure team was overjoyed by the loss. "We haven't won much at
> these games again' said team captain Ben Tweel ' but fugg me randy, we
> are up against some pretty tough competition from places like New
> Zealand, so losing to them is not so bad. We are well used to it by
> now' he said.
>
> Ausfailure also lost the Gillette Tri Nations final to New Zealand in
> 2005 when they were hammered 24 - 0 and were unable to win it back in
> regulation play the following year. As a result future Tri Nations
> series were scuttled so that Ausfailure could get over losing.
>
> Meanwhile the Aussie sheilas, mostly Queenslanders, have done
> themselves proud at the 2008 Olympics.
>
> "There will be a big welcome back home for them in their hometown of
> Mount Isa' said controversial local mayor John Moloney.
>
They're not THAT ugly!
}:-)
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> Oswald P Wrong
> World Champion Tipster.

Sir Oswald P Wrong

On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:40:13 +1000, "Big_Fella"
<bigmik.moore@gmail.com> wrote:

>> Meanwhile the Aussie sheilas, mostly Queenslanders, have done
>> themselves proud at the 2008 Olympics.
>>
>> "There will be a big welcome back home for them in their hometown of
>> Mount Isa' said controversial local mayor John Moloney.
>>
>They're not THAT ugly!
>}:-)

True.

I'd give this one a squirt.

http://results.beijing2008.cn/WRM/EN...2/210672.shtml

A quick once over and Sir Oswald P Wrong is pretty impressed and
certainly not surprised to find she's got a NZ passport.

But look, go ahead, take her. We've got a plenty of good looking
sheilas to spare.

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Oswald P Wrong
World Champion Tipster.

Bunny

"Sir Oswald P Wrong" <ossiepwrong@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:40:13 +1000, "Big_Fella"
> <bigmik.moore@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> Meanwhile the Aussie sheilas, mostly Queenslanders, have done
>>> themselves proud at the 2008 Olympics.
>>>
>>> "There will be a big welcome back home for them in their hometown of
>>> Mount Isa' said controversial local mayor John Moloney.
>>>
>>They're not THAT ugly!
>>}:-)
>
> True.
>
> I'd give this one a squirt.
>
> http://results.beijing2008.cn/WRM/EN...2/210672.shtml
>
> A quick once over and Sir Oswald P Wrong is pretty impressed and
> certainly not surprised to find she's got a NZ passport.
>
> But look, go ahead, take her. We've got a plenty of good looking
> sheilas to spare.
>
> - - -
> Oswald P Wrong
> World Champion Tipster.

It must get lonely where you are