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16th July 2008, 12:36 PM
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OT. My Dad will give you a smile too
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided
to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green,
red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager
had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done
anything wild In your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my
son.'
Roger
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16th July 2008, 12:36 PM
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Re: OT. My Dad will give you a smile too
"Grumpy" <grumpy123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:487d488b$0$17511$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided
> to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
> sitting next to him.
>
> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green,
> red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
>
> The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager
> had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done
> anything wild In your life?'
>
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
> his response; knowing he would have a good one.
>
> And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
>
> 'Got drunk once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my
> son.'
>
> Roger
>
Hi Roger, We all knew Grumpy was just another Roger Sockpuppet LOL
--
"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color."
Don Hirschberg
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16th July 2008, 01:13 PM
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Re: OT. My Dad will give you a smile too
"Atheist Chaplain" <abused@cia.gov> wrote in message
news:g5jhoh$95k$1@aioe.org...
> "Grumpy" <grumpy123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:487d488b$0$17511$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided
>> to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
>> sitting next to him.
>>
>> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green,
>> red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
>>
>> The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the
>> teenager
>> had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never
>> done
>> anything wild In your life?'
>>
>> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
>> his response; knowing he would have a good one.
>>
>> And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
>>
>> 'Got drunk once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my
>> son.'
>>
>> Roger
>>
>
> Hi Roger, We all knew Grumpy was just another Roger Sockpuppet LOL
>
So would you like a cigar or what?? You figured it out weeks ago but have
you forgotten?
Grumpy Roger
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16th July 2008, 01:13 PM
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Re: OT. My Dad will give you a smile too
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11  9:35 +1000, Atheist Chaplain PCM code reading
says:
>>
> Hi Roger, We all knew Grumpy was just another Roger Sockpuppet LOL
Poor ****s must have no lives to speak of, and this is the only way they
can interact with the outside world without getting brutally beaten to
death. ;-)
--
Regards
Dan
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16th July 2008, 02:18 PM
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Re: OT. My Dad will give you a smile too
"Grumpy" <grumpy123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:487d52be$0$17508$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>
> "Atheist Chaplain" <abused@cia.gov> wrote in message
> news:g5jhoh$95k$1@aioe.org...
>> "Grumpy" <grumpy123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:487d488b$0$17511$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>>I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided
>>> to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
>>> sitting next to him.
>>>
>>> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green,
>>> red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
>>>
>>> The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the
>>> teenager
>>> had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never
>>> done
>>> anything wild In your life?'
>>>
>>> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
>>> his response; knowing he would have a good one.
>>>
>>> And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
>>>
>>> 'Got drunk once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were
>>> my
>>> son.'
>>>
>>> Roger
>>>
>>
>> Hi Roger, We all knew Grumpy was just another Roger Sockpuppet LOL
>>
>
> So would you like a cigar or what?? You figured it out weeks ago but have
> you forgotten?
>
> Grumpy Roger
>
and you denied it weeks ago, or did you forget that you tried to lie about
everything including your location :-)
I just think its funny that socks always fall down in the end :-)
Taken your lithium today ??
--
"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color."
Don Hirschberg
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16th July 2008, 02:18 PM
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Re: OT. My Dad will give you a smile too
"Atheist Chaplain" <abused@cia.gov> wrote in message
news:g5jmdd$p3q$1@aioe.org...
> "Grumpy" <grumpy123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:487d52be$0$17508$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>
>> "Atheist Chaplain" <abused@cia.gov> wrote in message
>> news:g5jhoh$95k$1@aioe.org...
>>> "Grumpy" <grumpy123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:487d488b$0$17511$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>>>I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
>>>>decided
>>>> to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
>>>> sitting next to him.
>>>>
>>>> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green,
>>>> red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
>>>>
>>>> The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the
>>>> teenager
>>>> had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never
>>>> done
>>>> anything wild In your life?'
>>>>
>>>> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
>>>> on
>>>> his response; knowing he would have a good one.
>>>>
>>>> And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
>>>>
>>>> 'Got drunk once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were
>>>> my
>>>> son.'
>>>>
>>>> Roger
>>>>
>>>
>>> Hi Roger, We all knew Grumpy was just another Roger Sockpuppet LOL
>>>
>>
>> So would you like a cigar or what?? You figured it out weeks ago but have
>> you forgotten?
>>
>> Grumpy Roger
>>
>
> and you denied it weeks ago, or did you forget that you tried to lie about
> everything including your location :-)
> I just think its funny that socks always fall down in the end :-)
> Taken your lithium today ??
>
**** Roger, I'm going back to being Grumpy. You just don't get it do you. I
trust you don't swim in the ocean much because sure as chips you'd get
hooked everytime.
Grumpy
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16th July 2008, 02:18 PM
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#7 (permalink)
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Re: OT. My Dad will give you a smile too
"GrumpyRoger" <grumpy123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:487d5e64$0$13949$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>
> "Atheist Chaplain" <abused@cia.gov> wrote in message
> news:g5jmdd$p3q$1@aioe.org...
>> "Grumpy" <grumpy123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:487d52be$0$17508$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>>
>>> "Atheist Chaplain" <abused@cia.gov> wrote in message
>>> news:g5jhoh$95k$1@aioe.org...
>>>> "Grumpy" <grumpy123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:487d488b$0$17511$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>>>>I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
>>>>>decided
>>>>> to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
>>>>> sitting next to him.
>>>>>
>>>>> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green,
>>>>> red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
>>>>>
>>>>> The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the
>>>>> teenager
>>>>> had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never
>>>>> done
>>>>> anything wild In your life?'
>>>>>
>>>>> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
>>>>> on
>>>>> his response; knowing he would have a good one.
>>>>>
>>>>> And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
>>>>>
>>>>> 'Got drunk once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were
>>>>> my
>>>>> son.'
>>>>>
>>>>> Roger
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Hi Roger, We all knew Grumpy was just another Roger Sockpuppet LOL
>>>>
>>>
>>> So would you like a cigar or what?? You figured it out weeks ago but
>>> have you forgotten?
>>>
>>> Grumpy Roger
>>>
>>
>> and you denied it weeks ago, or did you forget that you tried to lie
>> about everything including your location :-)
>> I just think its funny that socks always fall down in the end :-)
>> Taken your lithium today ??
>>
>
> **** Roger, I'm going back to being Grumpy. You just don't get it do you.
> I trust you don't swim in the ocean much because sure as chips you'd get
> hooked everytime.
>
> Grumpy
>
please, try and hide your deceit behind false indignation, your nothing but
a sock and lets face it, only trolls and morons need to hide behind them,
its usually a sure sign that the perpetrator is insecure and need to create
friends to help bolster weak or untrue arguments, what's your excuse Roger
??
--
"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color."
Don Hirschberg
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16th July 2008, 03:02 PM
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#8 (permalink)
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Re: OT. My Dad will give you a smile too
>
> please, try and hide your deceit behind false indignation, your nothing
> but a sock and lets face it, only trolls and morons need to hide behind
> them, its usually a sure sign that the perpetrator is insecure and need to
> create friends to help bolster weak or untrue arguments, what's your
> excuse Roger ??
I couldn't agree more, now what were you saying? Oh that's right, here it
is. QUOTE "only trolls and morons need to hide behind them, its usually a
sure sign that the perpetrator is insecure"
Newsgroups: aus.cars,aus.tv
Subject: Re: OT. My Dad will give you a smile too
Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:47:13 +1000
Organization: Aioe.org NNTP Server
Lines: 72
Message-ID: <g5jnfi$sq1$1@aioe.org>
References: <487d488b$0$17511$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>
<g5jhoh$95k$1@aioe.org> <487d52be$0$17508$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>
<g5jmdd$p3q$1@aioe.org> <487d5e64$0$13949$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>
NNTP-Posting-Host: knwx6L80r0LzX2MSOjQOoA.user.aioe.org
X-Complaints-To: abuse@aioe.org
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3198
X-RFC2646: Format=Flowed; Response
X-Antivirus-Status: Clean
X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3138
X-Antivirus: avast! (VPS 080715-0, 15/07/2008), Outbound message
X-Priority: 3
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
Xref: news.optusnet.com.au aus.cars:846206 aus.tv:1005775
Now let's decipher this...first, the name "Athiest Chaplain" is about as
original as sandfly garters, then we use the email address of
"abused@cia.gov" which qualifies as someone with a problem and last but not
least, we decide to use Aioe.org NNTP Server which masks computer IP's.
Yep, you sure were right when you said "only trolls and morons need to hide
behind them, its usually a sure sign that the perpetrator is insecure"
You dickhead, should remember a very good saying "practrice what you
preach".
Grumpy
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16th July 2008, 03:41 PM
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#9 (permalink)
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Re: OT. My Dad will give you a smile too
"Grumpy" <grumpy123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:487d6f71$0$30464$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
> >
>> please, try and hide your deceit behind false indignation, your nothing
>> but a sock and lets face it, only trolls and morons need to hide behind
>> them, its usually a sure sign that the perpetrator is insecure and need
>> to create friends to help bolster weak or untrue arguments, what's your
>> excuse Roger ??
>
> I couldn't agree more, now what were you saying? Oh that's right, here
> it is. QUOTE "only trolls and morons need to hide behind them, its usually
> a sure sign that the perpetrator is insecure"
>
> Newsgroups: aus.cars,aus.tv
> Subject: Re: OT. My Dad will give you a smile too
> Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:47:13 +1000
> Organization: Aioe.org NNTP Server
> Lines: 72
> Message-ID: <g5jnfi$sq1$1@aioe.org>
> References: <487d488b$0$17511$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>
> <g5jhoh$95k$1@aioe.org> <487d52be$0$17508$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>
> <g5jmdd$p3q$1@aioe.org> <487d5e64$0$13949$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>
> NNTP-Posting-Host: knwx6L80r0LzX2MSOjQOoA.user.aioe.org
> X-Complaints-To: abuse@aioe.org
> X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3198
> X-RFC2646: Format=Flowed; Response
> X-Antivirus-Status: Clean
> X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3138
> X-Antivirus: avast! (VPS 080715-0, 15/07/2008), Outbound message
> X-Priority: 3
> X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
> Xref: news.optusnet.com.au aus.cars:846206 aus.tv:1005775
>
> Now let's decipher this...first, the name "Athiest Chaplain" is about as
> original as sandfly garters, then we use the email address of
> "abused@cia.gov" which qualifies as someone with a problem and last but
> not least, we decide to use Aioe.org NNTP Server which masks computer
> IP's.
>
> Yep, you sure were right when you said "only trolls and morons need to
> hide behind them, its usually a sure sign that the perpetrator is
> insecure"
>
> You dickhead, should remember a very good saying "practrice what you
> preach".
>
> Grumpy
>
WOW nice try troll boy, you neglected to mention that I have never used a
sockpuppet here, you also neglected to mention that I have never had to
create a friend to stick up for me, you also neglected to mention that I
have never blatantly lied to the group like you have, or have you forgotten
the incident when your sock was first discovered and you *outright* lied
when YOU said you would NEVER use Optus, all the while your dirty little
sockpuppet was using an Optus prepaid dialup account.
I use aoie because it is easily accessible from just about everywhere, I
also use Optus and Bigpond, maybe a trawl through the archives might
enlighten you foxy lady.
--
"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color."
Don Hirschberg
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16th July 2008, 03:41 PM
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Re: OT. My Dad will give you a smile too
Grumpy wrote:
> Now let's decipher this...first, the name "Athiest Chaplain" is about as
> original as sandfly garters,
Name someone else that has posted as AC
then we use the email address of
> "abused@cia.gov" which qualifies as someone with a problem
He has explained that it sends the spammers to the CIA who hopefully
will do something about them.
and last but not
> least, we decide to use Aioe.org NNTP Server which masks computer IP's.
We? So you use it too?
>
> Yep, you sure were right when you said "only trolls and morons need to hide
> behind them, its usually a sure sign that the perpetrator is insecure"
>
Or he uses Bigpond and sick of the BP server being down
> You dickhead, should remember a very good saying "practrice what you
> preach".
>
Is Practrice a new company? Do they have long grain.
> Grumpy Roger DAVO
>
While you are admitting your socks are you going to admit you didn't die
while sucking off the dingo on fraser island.
>
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