RogerM

C'mon, can you top this one?

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people,
Debra or Jack..
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather
than flip a
coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the
next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all
night. She went
to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: 'Debra,
I've never done
this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'... 'Could you jack off?' she
said. 'I feel like shit.'

Roger

Feral

RogerM wrote:
> C'mon, can you top this one?
>
With one line.

> The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
> people, Debra or Jack..
> It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
> Rather than flip a
> coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler
> the next morning.
>
> Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
> all night. She went
> to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said:
> 'Debra, I've never done
> this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'... 'Could you jack off?'
> she said. 'I feel like shit.'
>
> Roger


The boss sacked Jack.


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